Језичарење
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mrzim 'somewhat', totalno je ruzna i neiskazna rec a ne ispada mi iz tastature
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The thing that so pleases me about DMT is that, you know, a lot of people will not take a psychedelic like LSD and Psilocybin or something because it lasts hours and hours and inevitably when dealing with things that last that long you're gonna end up dealing with 'your stuff'. Your anxieties, your fears, your this & that.. A lot of people dont care for that sort of thing, whether that's good or bad is another issue. With DMT -it lasts four minutes- and how *lost* can you get in an examination of childhood trauma in four minutes, especially when you've got hundreds of elves tugging at your coatsleaves?
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Протреси ту тастатуру мало боље.
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И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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- Post n°279
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Jel ispravna ova konstrukucija:
These last two days have seen lots of drama.
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These last two days have seen lots of drama.
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jeste
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most of us probably not getting better
but not getting better together
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Неће. Има друго питање: ако је женски род од писац списатељица, како гласи женски род од текстописац?
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cousin for roasting the rakija
И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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- Post n°283
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Tekstopisateljica. Smeta ti što je tamo s s, a ovdje bez nj?
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Ha rendelkezésre áll a szükséges pénz, a vége általában jó.
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otto katz wrote:Tekstopisateljica. Smeta ti što je tamo s s, a ovdje bez nj?
Само оно прво ми смета, као да жене не могу да пишу нешто друго осим списа.
Иначе, подсетио си ме на ону да је "њ најважније слово, јер многе девојке проводе бесане ноћи све мислећи на њ".
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cousin for roasting the rakija
И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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- Post n°285
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Ne kuzim ko treba da dobije dete - komsije ili on treba da dobije komsijino?
Citam nekoliko puta i kontam da mu supruga nosi musko dete a da je on zbog toga nezadovoljan pa je ljut na komsiluk.
Citam nekoliko puta i kontam da mu supruga nosi musko dete a da je on zbog toga nezadovoljan pa je ljut na komsiluk.
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Uprava napolje!
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Ma ne bre, komšijama se rodila kćer kurva, pa im čestita. Funkcionalno si nepismen.
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Pa obojica ste nepismeni.
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ficfiric wrote:
Citam nekoliko puta i kontam da mu supruga nosi musko dete a da je on zbog toga nezadovoljan pa je ljut na komsiluk.
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"Ne morate krenuti odavde da biste dosli tamo. Moguce je krenuti odavde i vratiti se ponovo tu, ali preko onoga tamo."
Aca Seltik, Sabrana razmisljanja o topologiji, tom cetvrti.
My Moon Che Gavara.
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А не, наводници су овог пута уредни и нису злорабљени... уколико се стварно има схватити као да је син навијао за комшије.
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cousin for roasting the rakija
И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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Paće, jel si slušao Skyclad? Oni stalno prave neke jezičke fore koje bi tebi bile zanimljive. Setih se sad kad sam video tvoj novi potpis.
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Little Miss Take
Thought I'd got it right - for once I'd sought and found perfection.
when you said "I love you you addressed your own reflection.
I'd prayed up to the heavens for a goddess of desire,
the best they had on offer was one devil of a liar!
You can't be accused of procrastination
one brief separation - the dream went stale
You sever all ties with a swift laceration
leave so many loose-ends- (thereby hangs my tale)
[CHORUS:]
Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter ?
The Oueen of Hearts - you dealt me a pack of lies
then laughed in my face like it didn't matter
that you'd crossed my heart and I hoped to die.
Licked my wounds and hugged my chains
believing you pre-menstrual
unaware love could be blind to torture cruel and mental
stn regret I must confess I realised too late
you re-define endearment as 'the tender side of hate"
I'm already broken - so don't kick me better
What colour's the sky in your world - is it green ?
It seems I'm not even worth one paltry letter,
cast off like a tampon - you stamp on my dream
[CHORUS:]
Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter ?
The Queen of Hearts - you dealt me a pack of lies
then laughed in my face like it didn't matter
that you'd crossed my heart and I hoped to die.
Could it possibly be that In your dictionary "Love' and "Lies" are defined
both the same?
I know how you can catch your ideal man
join a singles-club for the insane
The prize for my stupidity'- a noose about my neck
Nest time that she says "Good day" make sure you go and check
Mislay your smile - this dacryphile is turned on by sighs
When she has her eye on you - good fortune and good flies
You can't be accused of procrastination,
one brief separation - the dream went stale,
You sever all ties with a swift laceration.
leave so many loose-ends - (thereby hangs my tale).
[CHORUS]
Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter?
The Queen of Hearts - you dealt me a pack of lies,
then laughed in my face like it didn't matter,
that you'd crossed my head and I hoped to die
Both sickened to learn (and yet glad to discover).
that Venus once held me with (ch)arms so fake
I'd have once sold my soul for this faithless lover,
now I couldn't give a damn for my little Miss Take.
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"Oni kroz mene gledaju u vas! Oni kroz njega gledaju u vas! Oni kroz vas gledaju u mene... i u sve nas."
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Još par primera.
- Spoiler:
- It's a mountain that we all must climb,
In giant leaps or one step at a time.
I saw a fat, old money lender - shoes of silk and ermine,
Laughing as they stambled on blistered feet rough shod.
He never helped the poor and weak - viewed them all as vermin,
So when he fell they passed him by and struggled up to god.
Each of us must walk a different track -
No sign to guide us and no turning back.
[Chorus:]
Humanity in motion - it's the pilgrimage eternal.
Most are blind - But i suspect what rare few know is real.
"You carry me, i'll carry you" this simple childish notion.
A cable car to Shangrai-La,
Your worn up soul to heal.
The soldier boy is marching proud (with military precision)
Kicking others from the path - so keen to reach the peak.
Never will he get there with this tactical decision -
He spends so much time fighting that each footstep takes a week.
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero,
Persta et obdura - omnia vincit amor!
My money's on the holy man - just clad in sack and sandals
Heard a small child crying there - so turned around and stopped.
Like a beacon now he shines (bright as a million candles)
Alone upon the summit when the selfish have all dropped.
It's no contest - but we still race there
Like the saintly tortoise and the godless hare.
Humanity in motion - it's the pilgrimage eternal.
Most are blind - But i suspect what rare few know is real.
"You carry me, i'll carry you" this simple childish notion.
A cable car to Shangrai - La,
Your worn up soul to heal.
You're worn up sole to heal,
Your worn up soul too ...
Heal your worn up soul.
- Spoiler:
- Number One - the only number I can really trust,
Dual faceted - these people that I talk to when I must.
In triplicate my body hangs - left drying in the sun,
Four horses at the starting gate - their riders waiting on my gun.
Misused just like the pentagram - distrusted as the Pentagon,
Six sided is this box I've made - you'll dance on it when I am gone.
Seven times I've wondered whether Heaven's truly waiting there,
I smoke another eight ball to convince myself I couldn't care.
The bulb's blown in the neon nine that once shone from my cloud,
Down the street at Number Ten they're talking long and loud.
Life's a game of two halves - I'm not on the team of winners,
Each time I set the table - seems that Judas comes to dinner.
Thirteen black cats cross my path - ignoring all the others,
There is no bride waiting for me - I'm not one of seven brothers.
Fate serves an ace (fifteen-love) - I'm set to take a bruising,
'cause at sixteen I graduated from the school of losing.
[Chorus]
Count me out,
Why don't you count me out?
Said you can count me out,
Go find another easy number.
First catch me in your internet - unload me down your modem,
Then brand me with a barcode, 'cause the fax of life you know them.
Count me out!
Oh what fun at twenty one - you stole the key to my front door,
You don't need me - you won't feed me (I'm not even sixty-four).
Fifty two - how it suits you to fool me with your magic tricks,
What's this birthmark on my head? - Bet it's the number six, six, six.
[Chorus]
Count me out,
Why don't you count me out?
Said you can count me out,
Go find another easy number.
- Spoiler:
- I wish that you could know one day the secrets I've been keeping,
Of the demons I have locked away - they prowl a one track mind.
If you had thought this tongue in cheek was just reserved for speaking
one hour at my sweet mercy would be sure to send you blind.
Speeding through the darkness of this endless Friday night,
In a body with one drunk and careless owner.
There is nobody home - but all the light are shining brightly,
How I'd love to wake beside you when it's over.
[Chorus]
Yearning serpent - sharp foretooth,
I ache to taste of nacked youth.
The fleeting glance I can't forget,
Could make of me an agapet.
The reins that bridle my desire -
grow flimsier than your attire.
Feeling brave? - then come and try to stare into my naked I.
Like a spider with a fly upon her web -
come wrap those legs around me.
Deflower me - devour me,
My veins aglow with blood like liquid fire.
I'm a willing victim - gagged and bound down on your altar of seduction,
Awaiting my destruction in the all consuming flames of raw desire.
I fear I should be boiled in oil just for these thoughts I'm thinking,
If you'd be my new hobby I could give up DIY.
I've just one vice in life - but how its jaws long to be sinking,
In the flesh of Eden's apple with some subtle succubi.
I'd say without a doubt you're the best sex I never had,
Cause in my dreams you wear a necklace white and pearly.
Make mine a triple bromide on the rocks please - (stirred and shaken),
Should I wait 'til it's too late - or come too early?
Yearning serpent - sharp foretooth,
I ache to taste of naked youth.
The feeling glance I can't forget,
Could make of me an agapet.
The reins that bridle my desire -
grow flimsier than your attire.
Feeling brave? - then come and try to stare at my naked I.
- Spoiler:
- Here's just a few of the changes I'll make
when mankind appoints me king of Planet Earth
So pass me my crown (my scepter and gown)
Hear the first proclamation of Martin the I
Leaders who lied so that innocents died
pretending to cry, they beg for One's pardon
Protest? (well they might) - when imapaled on spikes
on the grounds that surround Buckingham palace garden
If there is a world left for the meek to inherit,
these bastards would bomb it the moment they get it
Bogged down in a mire - lost all sight of their goals
thought they gained the whole world - they've forsaken their souls
"On with their heads!",I'm the clown prince of fools
"if you don't get the joke it's your loss"
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Preachers who teach us that god loves his children
instruct us to pray - and then prey on our kids
They'll not squeal with glee as the answer to me
placed in coffins of offal - I'll anil down their lids
There's still plenty of poisonous fish in the sea
rich with more complexes than vitamine B
If trawling for assholes you'll net a fine catch
with skulls full of saw dust (well I've got the match!)
"On with their heads!",hear my royal decree
"shut your mouth" - "it could open your mind"
What a chance there would be if someday we could see
one-eyed man in this land of the blind
"On with their heads!" now my word is the law
and your ignorant bliss is high treason
when the "thought-police" call for you, they will have a ball
cause the wise don't get mad they get even
"On with their heads!",I'm the clown prince of fools
"if you don't get the joke it's your loss"
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss
Crack-pot patricians - fascist politicians
wheelers and dealers - big-shot money makers
Mass redundancy down the frawd factory
now notice has been served on all liberty-takers
Those still unaware that a new age must dawn,
shall wake with their necks on the block come the morn
On my ferry to Styx everyone pays the toll
it's time to rock the boat - empty heads start to roll
"On with their heads!",hear my royal decree
"shut your mouth" - "it could open your mind"
What a chance there would be if someday we could see
one-eyed man in this land of the blind
"On with their heads!" now my word is the law
and your ignorant bliss is high treason
when the "thought-police" call for you, they will have a ball
cause the wise don't get mad they get even
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"Oni kroz mene gledaju u vas! Oni kroz njega gledaju u vas! Oni kroz vas gledaju u mene... i u sve nas."
Dragoslav Bokan, Novi putevi oftalmologije
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Сам казо - у енглеском је лакше направити игру речима него је заобићи. А ови имају мере, користе то само кад им треба/одговара.
А видим, пала је и посвета
Иначе, речени потпис (о Miss Spell & Miss Type) је из тастатуре колеге Амера, на неком топићу где се расправљало о разним методима истраге дупљака у списковима људи. Ја све мислио да се он то солидно зајебава што је написао тако, па сам му упутио једно "I saw what you did there...", кад он испало да је то тако написао без икакве намере, ваљда мало одсутан главом...
You don't need me - you won't feed me (I'm not even sixty-four).
А видим, пала је и посвета
Иначе, речени потпис (о Miss Spell & Miss Type) је из тастатуре колеге Амера, на неком топићу где се расправљало о разним методима истраге дупљака у списковима људи. Ја све мислио да се он то солидно зајебава што је написао тако, па сам му упутио једно "I saw what you did there...", кад он испало да је то тако написао без икакве намере, ваљда мало одсутан главом...
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cousin for roasting the rakija
И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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Dobro si prepoznao posvetu
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"Oni kroz mene gledaju u vas! Oni kroz njega gledaju u vas! Oni kroz vas gledaju u mene... i u sve nas."
Dragoslav Bokan, Novi putevi oftalmologije
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William Murderface wrote:Dobro si prepoznao posvetu
Већ сад размишљам коју ракију да извадим кад будем то пустио као 1 пригодну ствар кад догодине буде прилика: биће 1 упаљена свећица и 6 неупаљених. Досад је 6 било довољно.
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cousin for roasting the rakija
И кажем себи у сну, еј бре коњу па ти ни немаш озвучење, имаш оне две кутијице око монитора, видећеш кад се пробудиш...
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- Post n°296
Re: Језичарење
Kako glasi deminutiv i augmentativ od glumica?
Glumčica i glumičina? Glumicičina?
Glumčica i glumičina? Glumicičina?
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- Post n°297
Re: Језичарење
retki su augmentativi u zenskom rodu ako uvecanje nije uvredljivo, tipa glupa i glupaca. glup (muski rod) u augmentativu ode u smanjeni stepen gluposti, glupan deminutiv je glumicica.
nas jezik ne voli zene.
nas jezik ne voli zene.
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Re: Језичарење
Jel prati iko raspravu Borisa Budena i Snježane Kordić povodom Deklaracije o zajedničkom jeziku?
1. Buden - Padaj (jezična) silo i nepravdo! Produktivni paradoks Deklaracijeo zajedničkom jeziku
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2017/12/padaj-jezicna-silo-nepravdo-produktivni-paradoks-deklaracije-zajednickom-jeziku.html
2. Kordić - Reagiranje na tekst Borisa Budena povodom Deklaracije o zajedničkom jeziku
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/01/reagiranje-na-tekst-borisa-budena-povodom-deklaracije-zajednickom-jeziku.html
3. Buden (sveže) - Šamar, letva, kamen, znanost, jezik. Odgovor Snježani Kordić
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/08/samar-letva-kamen-znanost-jezik.html
4. Kordić (najsvežije) - Kratke noge laži (odgovor Borisu Budenu)
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/08/kratke-noge-lazi-odgovor-borisu-budenu.html
Prešlo je i u ličnu formu
1. Buden - Padaj (jezična) silo i nepravdo! Produktivni paradoks Deklaracijeo zajedničkom jeziku
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2017/12/padaj-jezicna-silo-nepravdo-produktivni-paradoks-deklaracije-zajednickom-jeziku.html
2. Kordić - Reagiranje na tekst Borisa Budena povodom Deklaracije o zajedničkom jeziku
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/01/reagiranje-na-tekst-borisa-budena-povodom-deklaracije-zajednickom-jeziku.html
3. Buden (sveže) - Šamar, letva, kamen, znanost, jezik. Odgovor Snježani Kordić
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/08/samar-letva-kamen-znanost-jezik.html
4. Kordić (najsvežije) - Kratke noge laži (odgovor Borisu Budenu)
http://slobodnifilozofski.com/2018/08/kratke-noge-lazi-odgovor-borisu-budenu.html
Prešlo je i u ličnu formu
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Boris za mene kaže da sam – poput suvremenih hrvatskih premijera i Ante Pavelića i ustaša – „tipični predstavnik“ „kompradorske elite koju strane sile izravno dovode na vlast kao instrument svojih interesa“. Ovdje on zastupa Hasanbegovićevu tezu da me strane sile postavljaju i financiraju kako bi sprovodile svoje interese na štetu naroda. Radikalna fikcija, koja nema veze sa stvarnošću jer u stvarnosti je suprotno. Prije dvanaest godina sam kao gost-profesor na Humboldtovom sveučilišu u Berlinu primala mjesečno pet tisuća eura plaću i otvorili su mogućnost da to bude stalno radno mjesto samo ako izgovorim jednu rečenicu: „Srbi i Hrvati govore različitim jezicima“. Ja sam razmislila i s punom sviješću o posljedicama na svoj život odbila izgovoriti tako što. Postoji tridesetak svjedoka koji su prisustvovali tome. I u medijima je to moje „ne“ zabilježeno. Posljedica je da od onda nemam nikakva primanja, a uz to sam, za razliku od Borisa, podstanar. Nemam čak ni zdravstveno osiguranje. Sve ovo Boris odavno zna i, eto, kaže da sam tipični predstavnik kompradorske elite i da sam „servilna prema zapadu“.
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ja mislim da je buden nanjusio nesto u vezi deklaracije ali koliko ja razumem ono sto on manje ili vise uvijeno pokusava da nam saopsti da ga je taj njuh odveo u potpuno krivom smeru. drugim recima, pravo bi pitanje bilo: sta bi za nas, jugoslovene - bivse, sadasnje i buduce, znacilo kada bi srpski, hrvatski i bosnjacki objektivno-naucno bili razliciti jezici? ukoliko buden trazi da se lingvistika politizuje onda ja mislim da je na pogresnom tragu. treba politiku osloboditi bilo kakvog tereta lingvistike. koga briga da li su jezici jedan ili mnostvo? moguce je govoriti 'jugoslovenski' u fasizmu i 'hrvatski' u nekom buducem, boljem, hajdemo reci komunistickom drustvu. mozemo ziveti zajedno govoreci razlicite jezike ili fundamentalno podeljeni u jedinstvu jednog jezika.
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And Will's father stood up, stuffed his pipe with tobacco, rummaged his pockets for matches, brought out a battered harmonica, a penknife, a cigarette lighter that wouldn't work, and a memo pad he had always meant to write some great thoughts down on but never got around to, and lined up these weapons for a pygmy war that could be lost before it even started
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Re: Језичарење
i da, za jugoslovenski politicki projekat nije bitna sutla nego ibar.
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And Will's father stood up, stuffed his pipe with tobacco, rummaged his pockets for matches, brought out a battered harmonica, a penknife, a cigarette lighter that wouldn't work, and a memo pad he had always meant to write some great thoughts down on but never got around to, and lined up these weapons for a pygmy war that could be lost before it even started