Jedno sasvim novo i drugačije Presidency..

Upon leaving prison, Rod Blagojevich expressed his gratitude to President Trump - “He’s a Republican president, I was a Democratic governor. My fellow Dems haven’t been very kind to him.. If you’re asking me what my party affiliation is, I'm a TRUMPOCRAT.” https://t.co/p1rzL4kqrO

— Alicia Starr (@Aliciastarr001) February 19, 2020

Really makes you think. pic.twitter.com/lmcP6EOR2p

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 27, 2020

William Murderface wrote:Republican sense of humor is no laughing matter.

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Daniel Dale
@ddale8

OK, let's do a Trump CPAC thread.

Trump has walked onto the stage this year without caressing the American flag.

Trump on his pre-presidency CPAC appearances: "I was very famous then, too. I guess more famous now." He adds, "The Apprentice was doing so well."

Trump mentions the late conservative writer Charles Krauthammer, and there is applause, but Trump explains "this isn't so good" and recounts how Krauthammer was a skeptic of his candidacy.

Trump denounces the "hate-filled left-wing mob," then says he has promised to be nice today, "but only a fool is nice when they treat you so badly."

Trump bashes Mitt Romney for his impeachment vote and calls him a "lowlife."

Trump says he's getting rid of bad people in government who are "not people that love our country."

Trump says he has met soldiers who have lost both legs in combat but tell him "Sir, I want to go back."

Trump says he hates to say this to Republicans, but when he took office, there were maps of the ISIS caliphate, and there was lots of red on them, and "red meant ISIS." He says he then changed the color of ISIS on the maps so it wouldn't be the Republican color.

Trump is offering a multi-sir account of the hunt for Baghdadi and how he asked why the special forces didn't just go through Baghdadi's front door and was told that sir people would get shot if they walked through the front door.

Trump explains again that Conan the dog got more press than he did for Baghdadi. He says it was a mere half-day story for him, "but that's alright, I do it for a different reason."

Trump repeats his usual musings about we could win easily in Afghanistan if he wanted to kill a million innocent people.

Trump: "I'll say this for the Taliban: they're great fighters. You know that, obviously they're great fighters. All you have to do is ask the Soviet Union."

Trump says/jokes he scheduled the US deal with the Taliban "for CPAC day." Because "what better place."

Trump says "I did leave a number of soldiers" in Syria to protect oil assets, then complains that the media reports "he left soldiers there," explaining: "No, no. I left soldiers TO KEEP THE OIL." He says of the media: "These people are the worst."

Trump says he was criticized for his travel restrictions on China re the coronavirus, but "that decision has now been given very good grades. Like an A-plus-plus-plus."

Trump offers to help Iran with the coronavirus. "All they have to do is ask. We will have great professionals over there."

Trump bashes "Nervous Nancy" and "Cryin' Chuck" for criticizing him over the virus, says they don't even know what's going on, then says of the federal response, "We have to make it nonpartisan, if we can."

Trump calls Sanders crazy and Bloomberg short, mocks Bloomberg's heavy campaign spending, and then says, "It just shows you that you can't buy an election. I mean, there's a point at which people say, you gotta bring the goods a little bit too." He says Warren destroyed him.

The president crouches down to do an impression of Michael Bloomberg being destroyed by Elizabeth Warren. pic.twitter.com/NbwcbUMNtz

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 29, 2020